Beast Hunt

THREE

2006-05-09T02:31:40Z

SO Doug "tagged" me to do some gay ass list of 10 simple pleasures in life
and I was like FUCK OFF DOUG, but then I just did it anyway.

1. Watching confused animals, and/or personally confusing them.
2. Orange juice when I wake up at like 7 for no reason.
3. Making the worst possible joke at any given moment in time.
4. Throwing people around.
5. Christmas trees and trees inside houses in general.
6. walking and listening to music.
6. jumping over stuff.
6. 3 or more day parties.
10. My eventual domination of the entire human race.

YEAH
3 day party next week
Sunday Monday Tuesday
at my house
worst days possible
but I don't care

Don't fuck around on the drapes

2006-04-13T10:54:21Z

Sometimes when I have nowhere to go, extra time till I sleep, and nothing to do I go a little crazy. Its a frustrating feeling. However when I actually pick something to do at these times I find that I am very efficient, A lot like those vault commercials. Where the guy makes that scarecrow that is reminiscent of the terminator. That’s what its like, seriously. I did practically the same thing tonight, except all that I did was watch adult swim, drink orange juice and do push ups. Also I updated my live journal, I never do that.

I had another thought today, I think it would be sweet if some guy won every professional fighting title, unifying them all. Boxing, kick boxing, UFC, K-1, PFC, and all the other ones I didn't list or have never heard about. If I could do that I would, not to prove that I was the best fighter but just because it would be totally ridiculous and entertaining. I would have two large black men follow me around and carry my excess belts, and if anyone tried to touch them they would slap them in the hand and scowl.

Speaking of boxing, watch this video. Sugar Ray Robinson, he had 202 wins in his career (which spanned 3 decades) 108 of those by knock out. THATS PRETTY OUTSTANDING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=sugar+ray&v=_tnTVXVkjio

On another note Doug and I were listening to Immortal in my car tonight and we decided that there is nothing not to like about that band. I challenge you to tell me something about them that is not to like.

ace legend? more like Ace LegSTUPIDSLEEPYNOEAREDMORON

2006-01-18T00:37:47Z

FIRST YOU STAB ME IN THE HAND AND THEN YOU COMPLETLY DO NOT LISTEN WHEN I TELL YOU I WILL BE IN WEST LINN WED-FRI AND SLEEP FOR A MILLION YEARS

so i guess no more band practice EVER

BECAUSE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

Preston is a million times more dumb than george w. bush

fuck it dude

2006-01-11T02:44:01Z

SO I'M GOING TO A GREEN HOUSE, TO WORK FOR THREE DAYS.

YES DUDE AWESOME

AWESOME

AWESOME

I don't know what else to write. Have a great couple of months, it'll probably be that long before i post again.

MURDER

2005-11-26T11:25:02Z

ME llisa and fawn are total bitches

DID YOU KNOW THAT I DIDN'T SPELL IT WRONG

SUCK IT

YOU WILL DIE

MURDER

DIE FROM FALLING.... IN STEAD??????

most agrivation aslllllllll as as as asss asas asa

reading a book is great for the girl to fall asleep

doom
FUZZY ON YOUR FACE HUH
SLUT
OW
BITCH
DON'T HIT
THATS NICE
THANKS.

ITS

what?
SLEEP?
OMG
AKAY
OKAY
FINE

OH MY GOD WE ARE CRAZY

2005-11-11T10:31:40Z

I just found a saved aol conversation between joe strauch and I.
It has to be one of the most hilarious things i have read in a long time.
i will not post it here, but if you ask me i may sendd it to you.

maybe not, you probably freaking suck, an ass. TEN ASSES.

F off

RHOLDE DAHL

2005-10-10T08:37:22Z

I like coming back to my parents house and watching tivo whilist dicking around on the internet.

ITS VERY NOSTALGIC
DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT?

soon i will be able to do this at my house
as we are getting cable and the internet.

Isn't that fantastic!?!?

....no?

screw you we were never friends anyway

My favorite animals are sloths, badgers and norweigian forest cats.
did you know that?
here is some more stuff about me

I used to wear extra large T-shirts when i was a freshman in high school, now i wear medium or small T-shirts

ever since I have done martial arts I have never been in a fight.

I have never had a cavity

I am alergic to ceaclor, which is a medication, of some sort.

Once i got chicken pox, didn't tell my mom and got on a plane and transmitted it to everyone on the plane who had never had it.

I used to be afriad of hieghts, now I am not, and i don't know how that happened to that.

Long ago I found a frog with three legs in a ditch near my house.

i am made of cake.

a letter adressed to you

2005-08-25T23:03:56Z

Dear friends and people who I met at parties and don’t remember because I was totally blacked out,

Over the past week I may have done more dumb ass crap than in the rest of my life.
Seriously what the hell.
I apologize to anyone who has worried about me. I am not seriously injured… yet.
I JUST NEED TO COOooOOOL OUT.
I would say hey hey everybody, don’t let me get that drunk, but clearly I cannot be stopped. All efforts thus far are appreciated.

Yours truly,
Steve “to crazy drunk for his own good” Lough

no more internet

2005-07-26T01:29:07Z

I have moved out of my house and so I will no longer have the wonderful world of the internet at my fingertips, I hope this doesn't upset anyone.

I guess i really stopped posting stuff anyway huh.

OH I FORGOT

2005-06-19T02:58:41Z

http://www.livejournal.com/users/liestation

God wanted me to have a shitty birthday

2005-06-19T02:57:31Z

So i turned 21 yesterday. I had many plans including an expensive dinner with expensive wine that i would not have to pay for. It was going to be great, but one man ruined it all. Thats right guy who wanted to jump off the bridge, you ruined my birthday because it took me three hours to get to west salem. Causing me to miss my dinner, so i had to eat left over chinese food. WHICH GAVE ME THE STOMACHE FLU. You are on my shit list buddy, If I ever meet you... I don't know what I'll do.

darnit

2005-05-11T00:53:35Z

I lost my cell phone, now i don't know anyones number. how can i invite people to the upcomming 3 day party without it.

I cannot.

but anyway,

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THE WIND BLOWS, THROUGH CHASAMS, OF FROST RIDDEN GROUNDS

2005-05-02T09:47:32Z

AND WE HAVE POST

NEWS
We got another three dayer coming up. I looks like it will be the 15th-17th, but that of course may change.
Also AssPoundeR show coming up at the ike box, it will cost 5 bucks, which is sad but you will be okay. Our cd should be done by then.

The last four days have been filled with outdoor drinking in celebration of the good weather and wine and champagne have been flowing like the mighty Mississippi. This is how spring should be ladies and gentlemen. Drunk. I took a break today though. It’s Sunday anyway.
I went to the master’s clinic on Saturday and got to learn about the wonders and mysteries of the elusive white tiger. Who just like the real one, breaks a lot of necks.

Now that that is out of the way lets talk about my feelings…………………

PSYCHE

OH AND BY THE WAY
JOHN HAS A FACE IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD
I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS
ITS GOT TWO EYES A NOSE AND A MOUTH
HAVE PRESTON SHOW YOU

Steve Lough on: what do kids want these days?

2005-03-23T11:06:45Z

I walked into a conversation tonight, "somone should make an instructional video on whatteenagers wanna do these days.." then i came in with "Yeah, I'll do that... Hi i'm steve Lough. So what do kids wanna do these days? THERE WANNA GET DRUNK AND SCREW!!"

John paul and i played shoulders tonight, i hit him so hard he collapsed. I hope he is alright...

OR DO I!??!?!

I think I will have a poll; Who would you like to see Steve Lough fight, and why?

Please send your answers to PO Box 30SUCKATHRILLIONDICKSFOREVER.com42069

Ever played lacross? I would like to.

So my octuple filtered vodka is getting good reviews... Now i need to try flavoring it. I wish for ideas on this as well.

alright i can't think of anything else
i am drunk so if i mispelled stuff, you can fuck yourself.

I WILL SHOUT MEAN SHIT AT YOU WHILIST DRUNK

2005-03-22T08:50:52Z

I absolutely hate that new AOL commercial, it, is horrid.

Having said that lets get down to it.

Beach trip
Spring break
Ought 5

I could talk about it in detail but I will not. I will say this, it was a ridiculous night. Defiantly an experience, but what I thought was most interesting the way this came together. Joe Strauch and I had to bust our Asses to the max. We literally slammed this shit into action in about an hour, And then we had to haul serious ass to get there on time to get a second room, with bad directions. Sheets of rain and fog prevented the viewing of the road. Morons drove at pathetic speeds in front of us. Illegal passes were made, there was retarded amounts of tailgating. Then the frogs… really weren’t a challenge, but I mean they did get in our way. So many fell to the side of the road in the wake of our reckless driving madness it was crazy... Was I going to make a point? OH YES, the night in question really should have sucked, and on many levels I suppose it did, But seriously we were unstoppable, all of us, but especially Joe and I. I am proud of us. We rocked against all odds, and it wasn’t easy… Having said that I apologized if you got left out, we did all that we F’n could and also had to ditch out on buying Ed beer, SO THAT’S THAT.

I hope to take on greater challenges in the future, and utterly obliterate them. Of course I think I may need recovery period first.

And now some master quotes-------

“How many of you own Japanese cars? (People raise hands) The Japanese company Owner Samurai ancestor’s thank you all greatly.

“I used to like to make people bleed when they made me angry, but then AIDS came around, and I stopped.”

I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH

DEVIL HORNS DEVIL HORNS DEVIL HORNS FOREVER

2005-03-16T09:18:53Z

I gots myself a big wake up call today, Hella training will commence, any and all who wish to give me a hand will be rewarded with some of my knowledge, which is far more vast than any of you know. Unless you do, because I just exaggerated.

JOHN PAUL IS TALKING SHIT TO ME RIGHT NOW
BUT HE IS PATHETIC
Go on john read this, you are a huge piece of shit, I hate your guts.

YOU THINK I AM FINISHED!?!?!? No, no I am not.

Once there was a young man named john Paul and he was a big stupid jerkface. One day he decided to get drunk downtown with Loud Boner and he met STEVE LOUGH. His life would never be the same because Steve would constantly whoop his ass at everything. Then john Paul came to live with Steve and he learned of the ways. Now he too beats people at things... SOMTIMES! BECASUE HE IS STILL PATHETIC AS SHIT.

In your face M F

Eat your goddam soup that I taught you how to make, you used too much chili oil. I bet it’s really hot. Yeah that’s right I make soup better than you too. WHATS UP NOW.

OH REALLY, YOU LIKE IT HOT?
Good because when you go straight to hell you can like the FLAMING LAVA as it burns your flesh for eternity.

You can never take me one on one at hoops. I have graced you with too large a roll in my live journal. You are not worthy of this

DOOM DEATH DIE

LARGE WAVE

2005-03-09T09:15:56Z

a coversation that occured today

John Paul: It would be funny there was a huge metal festival in inndonesia when the tsumami hit and all the best metal guys drowned

Justin: THAT WOULDN'T BE FUNNY TO ME AT ALL

hVADOXe

2005-03-09T08:48:53Z

Back i the day there was a basket ball player named Spud Webb. He was 5'6" and he could dunk.

THAT is ridiculous.

This man is my new hero.

ENTER THE CHAMBER OF LIMITED SURVIVAL

2005-03-01T12:12:15Z

The AssPondeR show went off without a hitch.
aside from the keyboard getting knocked off its stand just about every song. I could really use a better stand. If anyone wants to give me one then they probably should.

I noticed that I get groped a lot when I become the bonch master, COINCIDENCE? I think not! I suppose i could just be the fur.

John, Jake and I were shooting some hoops at the skate park tonight around 1:30 when 3 or 4 dudes came up to us and said "have you guys seen a train go by?" They looked pretty shitty and i thought they might try to jump us or somthing. Of course they did not. Somtimes when I am shooting around down there alone I fantisize about getting attcked by somone and then busting some street moves on my assialent while i kick thier ass, then I sink a three pointer right as he hits the ground and some skater dude come up to me and say "YO MAN THAT WAS SICK" and then they start tricking off the dudes Unconscious body. After that I go home and I go to sleep. When i awaken i win a boat, in a raffle, forever.

MY SHOT IS OFF

2005-02-22T09:51:54Z

I played basket ball today,
I missed many shots,
It was increadibly stupid,
Obviously I need to practice more,
This is a poem.

The mucus flows from me like the river styx

2005-02-16T12:15:37Z

Because of my horrible reckless lifestyle I have gotten myself sick again. Interesting thing too, 12 hour cold medicine doesn't help me go to sleep, it just gets me high, Not in a good way either. Makes my body feel way cumbersome and my vision gently sway back and forth, of course my head may have just been gently swaying. It also made me hella tired, which is retarded because I couldn't sleep.

I would like some medicine that will not do this to me. If you have any suggestions on what I should take tell me, so I can get some. I think the stuff I have been taking is like a generic benedryl or some shit. Screw that stuff.

ALSO i hear that the band that i am in is playing on the 25th at Hemmingways
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO THAT SHOW.

Christians to the lions! WHAT LOUDER

2005-02-09T00:21:26Z

A master quote: "Once I actually knocked out a guy with my bicep. I was Amazed, the other guy was nothing, because he was unconscious."

In other news, BEHEMOTH KICKS TOTAL ASS LIVE.

FUCK THIS, its bed time.

2005-01-29T12:46:32Z

ALRIGHT, so i'm drunk right, and i'm playing warsong for the sega genisis and like i'm on this level that isn't really that hard but if this one dude doesn't live you lose. By the way its total chance whether this dude lives or not, because he is nowhere near you. Any way, I'm kicking total ass and then this dude just fags it all up and dies even though he had almost full life at the begining of the turn. So i'm like totally pissed off, and i have to go vent about how this fagdagle fucks up my game and how i have to do this bullshit level over. The guy who killed him is named morbius too, what the fuck kind of name is that. Asshole probably just jerks it to child porn on his computer until he decides that that its time to fucking ruin my whole goddamm thing that i was Fi'n doing. FUCK THAT GUY. Holy shit i hate him, and i hate those people who were sitting in front of me at that show at the elsinor tonight. Here are some stupid things they said durring down times between songs:

man: you know I think I know how to live for ever, go to these concerts where the wait is so long between each song"

I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE DUMBEST THING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN SAID, BUT THEN

Lady: "what are they doing praying?"

she said that when there was a silence and all the members of the orchestra wern't looking up, this bitch was very very stupid. they talked so much, i wanted to shoot myself. NO WAIT

I WANTED TO SHOOT THEM

THE END

My cat sits on my chest while i lift weights

2005-01-24T10:01:22Z

cartoon casanova: GOD DAMMIT
cartoon casanova: PAUL SCHEER
cartoon casanova: SO GAY
FullMetalSteve69: yeah
FullMetalSteve69: i know
FullMetalSteve69: what a giant peice of tooth gap trash
cartoon casanova: We need to start a campaign against his life
cartoon casanova: TOOTH GAP TRASH
FullMetalSteve69: agreed
FullMetalSteve69: it begins now

join the campaingn, He must be killed.

but i don't think we should stop there. I think that there are many more annoying people who should be slain. I will compile a list of them soon, or maybe I won't.

also somone come over to my house and make me wake up tomorrow around 1:00

sweet thanks

paul shear... or however you spell that assholes name

2005-01-18T08:20:56Z

you know that guy right, he is on those vh1 shows where comiedians and other people make comments about celeberties and things that happened in decades past. Anyway that guy sucks. preston and i had a conversation about that durring an episode of i love the 90's.

Michale ian black had just done some thing where he was talking about what people say to him when they see him on the street, which was, tell hal sparks he's really funny.
the following occured afterward

Me: What they probably actually say is tell Paul shear he sucks.
Preston: who is that guy?
Me: You know he on these type of shows and makes fun of people, except he isn't funny, and he has that huge gap in his teeth.
Preston: Oh yeah, that guy. He should be making fun of himself.

we hate Paul Shear, what do you think about him? this is a survey now. Tell me what you think of Paul Shear.