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SO Doug "tagged" me to do some gay ass list of 10 simple pleasures in life
and I was like FUCK OFF DOUG, but then I just did it anyway.
1. Watching confused animals, and/or personally confusing them.
2. Orange juice when I wake up at like 7 for no reason.
3. Making the worst possible joke at any given moment in time.
4. Throwing people around.
5. Christmas trees and trees inside houses in general.
6. walking and listening to music.
6. jumping over stuff.
6. 3 or more day parties.
10. My eventual domination of the entire human race.
YEAH
3 day party next week
Sunday Monday Tuesday
at my house
worst days possible
but I don't care
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Thursday, April 13th, 2006
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Sometimes when I have nowhere to go, extra time till I sleep, and nothing to do I go a little crazy. Its a frustrating feeling. However when I actually pick something to do at these times I find that I am very efficient, A lot like those vault commercials. Where the guy makes that scarecrow that is reminiscent of the terminator. That’s what its like, seriously. I did practically the same thing tonight, except all that I did was watch adult swim, drink orange juice and do push ups. Also I updated my live journal, I never do that.
I had another thought today, I think it would be sweet if some guy won every professional fighting title, unifying them all. Boxing, kick boxing, UFC, K-1, PFC, and all the other ones I didn't list or have never heard about. If I could do that I would, not to prove that I was the best fighter but just because it would be totally ridiculous and entertaining. I would have two large black men follow me around and carry my excess belts, and if anyone tried to touch them they would slap them in the hand and scowl.
Speaking of boxing, watch this video. Sugar Ray Robinson, he had 202 wins in his career (which spanned 3 decades) 108 of those by knock out. THATS PRETTY OUTSTANDING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=sugar+ray&v=_tnTVXVkjio
On another note Doug and I were listening to Immortal in my car tonight and we decided that there is nothing not to like about that band. I challenge you to tell me something about them that is not to like.
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Tuesday, January 17th, 2006
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FIRST YOU STAB ME IN THE HAND AND THEN YOU COMPLETLY DO NOT LISTEN WHEN I TELL YOU I WILL BE IN WEST LINN WED-FRI AND SLEEP FOR A MILLION YEARS
so i guess no more band practice EVER
BECAUSE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
Preston is a million times more dumb than george w. bush
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Tuesday, January 10th, 2006
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SO I'M GOING TO A GREEN HOUSE, TO WORK FOR THREE DAYS.
YES DUDE AWESOME
AWESOME
AWESOME
I don't know what else to write. Have a great couple of months, it'll probably be that long before i post again.
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Saturday, November 26th, 2005
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ME llisa and fawn are total bitches
DID YOU KNOW THAT I DIDN'T SPELL IT WRONG
SUCK IT
YOU WILL DIE
MURDER
DIE FROM FALLING.... IN STEAD??????
most agrivation aslllllllll as as as asss asas asa
reading a book is great for the girl to fall asleep
doom
FUZZY ON YOUR FACE HUH
SLUT
OW
BITCH
DON'T HIT
THATS NICE
THANKS.
ITS
what?
SLEEP?
OMG
AKAY
OKAY
FINE
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Friday, November 11th, 2005
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I just found a saved aol conversation between joe strauch and I.
It has to be one of the most hilarious things i have read in a long time.
i will not post it here, but if you ask me i may sendd it to you.
maybe not, you probably freaking suck, an ass. TEN ASSES.
F off
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Monday, October 10th, 2005
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I like coming back to my parents house and watching tivo whilist dicking around on the internet.
ITS VERY NOSTALGIC
DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT?
soon i will be able to do this at my house
as we are getting cable and the internet.
Isn't that fantastic!?!?
....no?
screw you we were never friends anyway
My favorite animals are sloths, badgers and norweigian forest cats.
did you know that?
here is some more stuff about me
I used to wear extra large T-shirts when i was a freshman in high school, now i wear medium or small T-shirts
ever since I have done martial arts I have never been in a fight.
I have never had a cavity
I am alergic to ceaclor, which is a medication, of some sort.
Once i got chicken pox, didn't tell my mom and got on a plane and transmitted it to everyone on the plane who had never had it.
I used to be afriad of hieghts, now I am not, and i don't know how that happened to that.
Long ago I found a frog with three legs in a ditch near my house.
i am made of cake.
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Thursday, August 25th, 2005
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Dear friends and people who I met at parties and don’t remember because I was totally blacked out,
Over the past week I may have done more dumb ass crap than in the rest of my life.
Seriously what the hell.
I apologize to anyone who has worried about me. I am not seriously injured… yet.
I JUST NEED TO COOooOOOL OUT.
I would say hey hey everybody, don’t let me get that drunk, but clearly I cannot be stopped. All efforts thus far are appreciated.
Yours truly,
Steve “to crazy drunk for his own good” Lough
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I have moved out of my house and so I will no longer have the wonderful world of the internet at my fingertips, I hope this doesn't upset anyone.
I guess i really stopped posting stuff anyway huh.
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Saturday, June 18th, 2005
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So i turned 21 yesterday. I had many plans including an expensive dinner with expensive wine that i would not have to pay for. It was going to be great, but one man ruined it all. Thats right guy who wanted to jump off the bridge, you ruined my birthday because it took me three hours to get to west salem. Causing me to miss my dinner, so i had to eat left over chinese food. WHICH GAVE ME THE STOMACHE FLU. You are on my shit list buddy, If I ever meet you... I don't know what I'll do.
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I lost my cell phone, now i don't know anyones number. how can i invite people to the upcomming 3 day party without it.
I cannot.
but anyway,
PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY 4206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069420694206942069
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AND WE HAVE POST
NEWS
We got another three dayer coming up. I looks like it will be the 15th-17th, but that of course may change.
Also AssPoundeR show coming up at the ike box, it will cost 5 bucks, which is sad but you will be okay. Our cd should be done by then.
The last four days have been filled with outdoor drinking in celebration of the good weather and wine and champagne have been flowing like the mighty Mississippi. This is how spring should be ladies and gentlemen. Drunk. I took a break today though. It’s Sunday anyway.
I went to the master’s clinic on Saturday and got to learn about the wonders and mysteries of the elusive white tiger. Who just like the real one, breaks a lot of necks.
Now that that is out of the way lets talk about my feelings…………………
PSYCHE
OH AND BY THE WAY
JOHN HAS A FACE IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD
I AM SERIOUS ABOUT THIS
ITS GOT TWO EYES A NOSE AND A MOUTH
HAVE PRESTON SHOW YOU
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Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005
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I walked into a conversation tonight, "somone should make an instructional video on whatteenagers wanna do these days.." then i came in with "Yeah, I'll do that... Hi i'm steve Lough. So what do kids wanna do these days? THERE WANNA GET DRUNK AND SCREW!!"
John paul and i played shoulders tonight, i hit him so hard he collapsed. I hope he is alright...
OR DO I!??!?!
I think I will have a poll; Who would you like to see Steve Lough fight, and why?
Please send your answers to PO Box 30SUCKATHRILLIONDICKSFOREVER.com42069
Ever played lacross? I would like to.
So my octuple filtered vodka is getting good reviews... Now i need to try flavoring it. I wish for ideas on this as well.
alright i can't think of anything else
i am drunk so if i mispelled stuff, you can fuck yourself.
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Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005
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I absolutely hate that new AOL commercial, it, is horrid.
Having said that lets get down to it.
Beach trip
Spring break
Ought 5
I could talk about it in detail but I will not. I will say this, it was a ridiculous night. Defiantly an experience, but what I thought was most interesting the way this came together. Joe Strauch and I had to bust our Asses to the max. We literally slammed this shit into action in about an hour, And then we had to haul serious ass to get there on time to get a second room, with bad directions. Sheets of rain and fog prevented the viewing of the road. Morons drove at pathetic speeds in front of us. Illegal passes were made, there was retarded amounts of tailgating. Then the frogs… really weren’t a challenge, but I mean they did get in our way. So many fell to the side of the road in the wake of our reckless driving madness it was crazy... Was I going to make a point? OH YES, the night in question really should have sucked, and on many levels I suppose it did, But seriously we were unstoppable, all of us, but especially Joe and I. I am proud of us. We rocked against all odds, and it wasn’t easy… Having said that I apologized if you got left out, we did all that we F’n could and also had to ditch out on buying Ed beer, SO THAT’S THAT.
I hope to take on greater challenges in the future, and utterly obliterate them. Of course I think I may need recovery period first.
And now some master quotes-------
“How many of you own Japanese cars? (People raise hands) The Japanese company Owner Samurai ancestor’s thank you all greatly.
“I used to like to make people bleed when they made me angry, but then AIDS came around, and I stopped.”
I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH
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Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
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I gots myself a big wake up call today, Hella training will commence, any and all who wish to give me a hand will be rewarded with some of my knowledge, which is far more vast than any of you know. Unless you do, because I just exaggerated.
JOHN PAUL IS TALKING SHIT TO ME RIGHT NOW
BUT HE IS PATHETIC
Go on john read this, you are a huge piece of shit, I hate your guts.
YOU THINK I AM FINISHED!?!?!? No, no I am not.
Once there was a young man named john Paul and he was a big stupid jerkface. One day he decided to get drunk downtown with Loud Boner and he met STEVE LOUGH. His life would never be the same because Steve would constantly whoop his ass at everything. Then john Paul came to live with Steve and he learned of the ways. Now he too beats people at things... SOMTIMES! BECASUE HE IS STILL PATHETIC AS SHIT.
In your face M F
Eat your goddam soup that I taught you how to make, you used too much chili oil. I bet it’s really hot. Yeah that’s right I make soup better than you too. WHATS UP NOW.
OH REALLY, YOU LIKE IT HOT?
Good because when you go straight to hell you can like the FLAMING LAVA as it burns your flesh for eternity.
You can never take me one on one at hoops. I have graced you with too large a roll in my live journal. You are not worthy of this
DOOM DEATH DIE
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Wednesday, March 9th, 2005
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a coversation that occured today
John Paul: It would be funny there was a huge metal festival in inndonesia when the tsumami hit and all the best metal guys drowned
Justin: THAT WOULDN'T BE FUNNY TO ME AT ALL
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| Time: | 12:44 am. |
| Mood: | OCD, ABOT MURDER. | | Music: | NBA Street V3 - some rap bs. |
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Back i the day there was a basket ball player named Spud Webb. He was 5'6" and he could dunk.
THAT is ridiculous.
This man is my new hero.
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The AssPondeR show went off without a hitch.
aside from the keyboard getting knocked off its stand just about every song. I could really use a better stand. If anyone wants to give me one then they probably should.
I noticed that I get groped a lot when I become the bonch master, COINCIDENCE? I think not! I suppose i could just be the fur.
John, Jake and I were shooting some hoops at the skate park tonight around 1:30 when 3 or 4 dudes came up to us and said "have you guys seen a train go by?" They looked pretty shitty and i thought they might try to jump us or somthing. Of course they did not. Somtimes when I am shooting around down there alone I fantisize about getting attcked by somone and then busting some street moves on my assialent while i kick thier ass, then I sink a three pointer right as he hits the ground and some skater dude come up to me and say "YO MAN THAT WAS SICK" and then they start tricking off the dudes Unconscious body. After that I go home and I go to sleep. When i awaken i win a boat, in a raffle, forever.
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Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
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I played basket ball today,
I missed many shots,
It was increadibly stupid,
Obviously I need to practice more,
This is a poem.
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